Hello, seventh graders in the anti-Nick conspiracy. Since most of you are not experienced conspirators, let me give you some advice:
1. If you are part of a conspiracy against someone, don't go up to that person and say, "Hey! I just joined the anti-Nick conspiracy!" If the person knows who is conspiring against him, then you no longer make up a conspiracy, but revert to being the same ordinary seventh graders you were to begin with.
2. Start conspiring. You seem to be all talk and no action.
3. Don't let Nick join. This one seemed pretty obvious, but apparently not.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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Wow Mr.Bateman this is sad! Do you think Nick listented to you?!?!!
ReplyDeleteM. Bateman you're still my favorite teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJoin the Anti-Mr. Bateman conspiracy, please.
ReplyDeletemuahahahahahaha this is sooo funny!!! lol and mean but oh well sorry nick... o wait ur standing rite next to me... riiiiite.... ok so anyway yea im totally gna join win nick walks away.... woot! go conspiracies!! hahahaa
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ReplyDeletethis is marco rosales 8a bateman and i have a history and i sincerly think that this conspiracy is outraegeously...AWESOME!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis blog rox! props to mr b
ReplyDeleteLeyla can't spell rocks!
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome, sorry nick but you have to admit, you're infamous enough to have your own conspiracy club. Is it only for junior high or am i allowed to join?
ReplyDeletePS: infamous means famous for bad things/famous in a bad way.
John Brown's body lies a molderin' in the grave
ReplyDeleteJohn Brown's body lies a molderin' in the grave
John Brown's body lies a molderin' in the grave
His soul is marching on!!!!!!!!!
Yay John Brown! We still love you Nick.
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ReplyDeleteUh Paras? Thanks for the definition, but I think anyone who didn't know could have looked it up, and it's kind of demeaning to the rest of us-just saying.
ReplyDeleteI,AM A GENIOUS!(WHO CANNOT SPELL GENIUS!) I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA, ME, WHOSE NAME SHALL BE SPELLED IN CODE,
ReplyDeleteHaving a conspiracy sounds like fun! I want my OWN conspiracy! (so does Haliey) So raise your hand if you want to join the anti-REAGAN conspiracy! (.....never mind)
ReplyDeleteReagan, I wouldn't say that, you would get too many members.
ReplyDeleteTANTOAD!
ReplyDeleteHEY ANONYMOUS! I KNOW WHO U R! (not really)
ReplyDelete:):( :I :> :< :[ :{ :]:}:o :l :x ;)
ReplyDeletef8 happened L8 2 a sk8r who was f@, th@ f@ sk8r 8 a tom8r, & was f@ b4 but not no more.
Somebody's had too much end-of-the-year-celebration sugar...And anonymous? 1. We're long-lost twin sisters!!!! 2. There are ALREADY too many members-I should know-I'm the president!
ReplyDeleteHEY! Other anonymous, I know who you are (seriously this time)
ReplyDeleteDarn...the conspiracy worked. Nick doesn't come to CPA anymore...I hope he didn't take us seriously. Reagan misses having someone to bug...now she's exclusively bothering me! Seriously, though...Drat.
ReplyDeleteNick Woodmansee, If your reading this, We RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAALLLY MISS YOU! LAYLA obviously didn't know how awsome you are to be SO MEAN TO YOU! COME BACK! ALL THE GUYS ARE TOTTAL DINOZZO'S AGAIN! AT LEAST YOU WERENT A total diNOZZO! YOU WERE MORE OF A MCGEEE, EXCEPT NOT SOO MUCH OF A NERD.FOR ALL YOU WHO HAVE NOOOOOOOO IDEA OF WHAT i'M TALKING ABOUT, SUCKS FOR YOU! ( Unless you are nick, which in that case brush up on watching NCIS) (the rest of you did not read that)
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! hey all you conspirators! I am the ghost of the one you conspire against! he is now dead! therefore you can stop harassing him or i will find you! if you read this reply with a brief reflection on what you think of him now! God rest his soul!
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