Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Note to the anti-Bateman conspiracy

It looks like everybody is getting in on the conspiracy business. I think it will be very hard to organize a conspiracy whose potential membership is comprised of most of the student body and the entire faculty and administration. Just saying.
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18 comments:

  1. someone not nickMay 18, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    This anti-Bateman conspiracy you speak of is nonexistent. There is, however, an anti-MR. Bateman conspiracy, which, by the way, does not accept advice from the subject of it's conspire-ation. You have us all wrong!

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  2. Someone not Laura or AlexisMay 19, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    WOW what a inconspicuous name, SOMEONE NOT NICK!!!
    Good job on the anti-nick conspiracy!!!!

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  3. LauraMay 19, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    Mr Bateman, I know you're not supposed to be on this part of the blog anyway, but since you are, I'll ask you a question-well, two. 1. Pleeeeease(!) could you be our HL teacher next year? And 2. If you do, could we do some kind of art project with candy sometime during the year? That'd be....AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. LauraMay 19, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    Also, could you keep updating the blog over the summer?

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  5. Mr. BatemanMay 21, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    The only way for me to be your HL teacher next year would be for you to fail, which would be hard for me to explain to your parents. They have some splendid teachers lined up to teach 10th grade, so I am sure you will be happy to move on. I am reticent to use candy for a project, since not all students can eat candy. Let me know what you have in mind anyway, and I will take it under consideration. I shall try to keep up with the blog over the summer.

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  6. Someone who may or may not be LauraMay 22, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    Well, I suppose I'll have to fail finals (jj-unless I actually DO fail, in which case it was entirely intentional:-) Besides-everyone not in our class seems to...have an extreme dislike towards Humane Letters. As far as the candy thing goes, either do that, or do Great Hearts literature opera-OOOOH! Or do BOTH-the costumes, scenery, and props can all be made out of candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

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  7. HaylieMay 22, 2009 at 8:06 AM

    Or it could be an opera ABOUT candy!!!!!!

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  8. AnonymousMay 22, 2009 at 8:07 AM

    Double YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    Wow that was sad! Oh do please update the blog over the summer Mr.B!

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  10. Someone not Nick (really...i'm not him)May 24, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    Mr. Bateman...Did you really throw a SHOE at Jonathen Mount?

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  11. Mr. BatemanMay 24, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    No.

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  12. AnonymousMay 29, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    A likely story!

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  13. Mr. Bateman...ok-not reallyMay 29, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    What's that supposed to mean?

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  14. reagan s.May 30, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    YOU WISH YOU KNEW! MWA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!

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  15. AnonymousMay 30, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    Haylie, if your reading this...... U JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUA-HA-HA-HAH-AH-AH-AH-CHOOOOOOOOO!

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  16. AGENT P.May 30, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    BLESS YOU ANONYMOUS!

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  17. AnonymousMay 30, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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  18. Someone who may or may not be LauraAugust 28, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    Huh? and Just how was that "sad" Mr Gibberish?!?!

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